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11.06.2025 01:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Did you know God exists? 900+ answers later and no atheist has yet to be successful. Day 8 of asking Atheists to provide a SINGLE argument that demonstrates a cause for the beginning of the universe while avoiding the problem of infinite regression.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Several people killed in school shooting in Austria's second biggest city, police say - NBC News

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Main Card Results | UFC 316: Dvalishvili vs O'Malley 2 - UFC.com

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

4 Ups & 5 Downs From WWE SmackDown (6 June - Results & Review) - WhatCulture.com

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

What are the reasons behind Europeans preferring to visit third world countries over taking holidays in their own continent?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do atheists always argue about the existence of suffering in the world as meaning God doesn't exist when it doesn't prove anything?

No way

So they tried

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