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11.06.2025 01:51

Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
So they tried
share office space ...